
The Quibbler
The Wizarding World's Alternative Voice
Issue No.
85
Codenames Frenzy! - Continued
by Isabella
The Final & Grand Finale
It was finally time... The time we had all been waiting for... The day of the Final was finally upon us! We had entered the beginnings of September and it was a fine Tuesday when C descended to the Live Action server to neutral what would prove to be only one of the two final matches between our two finalists: Reilowtl and Omoomow, the first team coming from a very strong winning streak that they started building from their first Bracket Round match, the second team hoping to maintain a winning streak they had only just acquired. The odds had been stacked against both teams from the beginning, with the bracket predictions preferring different winners, and yet here they were, ready to conquer the top. Reilowtl was coming from a safe position, their undefeated streak saving them from a quick loss since they had yet to face the woes of double elimination. Omoomow, on the other hand, was closer to the edge, with one loss being enough to eliminate them, and yet they entered the arena confidently that day.







The first round started with Willow Maid and Omer facing each other on the Spymastering front and boy were the clues given wild! From questions about what makes a lumberjack to wondering whether Omer is a clown, this round created a rather colourful board and ultimately ended with Omoomow emerging victorious while Reilowtl struggled to identify the most musical words on the board. The second round brought Lottie and Willow face to face, with the first coming up with several daring clues in an attempt to even out the playing field. Several controversial and absurd word association debates later, it had all come down to the final two clues, with Omoomow having three words left and needing to correctly identify them all to win. But alas, after a spirited back-and-forth about whether people can be frozen, Reilowtl outshined their opponents and won this round. Everything was now riding on the last round... Would Reilowtl maintain their undefeated streak and end this Tournament on a high note or would the second final come along after Omoomow claimed this one? For the last round, Nooms and Reiluna went toe to toe as their teammates could feel the anxiety getting to them slowly but steadily. The spectators were going wild in the stands as the match started and the first clues started coming through... From French clues to the reappearance of everyone's favourite Cat clue, the round was a hit with spectators as they couldn't stop cheering for their favourite team. Slowly but steadily, the two teams had reached a standstill, each having two words left while the ball was in Reilowtl's court. Who is considered brainy? Sure, the Horned Serpents fit that description but what else? In the end, their choice backfired when the word they chose turned black, the sure mark of an assassin word! 😲 The shocked spectators went wild as Omoomow cheered for their victory, two winning rounds under their belt and another chance to bring home the Cup. Reilowtl saw their winning streak go down in flames but would they give up? NO! Nothing was over yet...

The second final, also known as the Grand Finale, did not take long to arrive. Two days later, on Thursday, a day filled with immense sadness for the Commonwealth, the two finalists met again on the battlefield under my ever-watchful and strict eye. Omoomow versus Reilowtl, a clash of the titans, a battle to the death, for the crown, for honour, for the prestigious Codenames Cup... And it all started with Omer and Willow Maid competing as Spymasters once more. Spectators from far and wide had come to watch the epic finale of this thrilling Tournament and they were certainly not disappointed. The first round proved to be strong for both teams, the players picking the correct words one after the other. Purple and gold fought hard to dominate the board and up until the very end, no neutral words had made an appearance. Reilowtl were now working on their last clue, trying to decipher the meaning behind their Spymaster's words... and it was at that moment when the first neutral word appeared. That was the beginning of the end and shortly after, Omoomow won the first round. The second round started off strong, with Lottie and Willow going toe to toe once more. With Lottie picking a Divination clue that made this neutral's heart sing and with Willow cleverly dancing between meanings, it was an exciting match to observe as both teams browsed through their options carefully before taking a guess. We even saw a moment of strong camaraderie when Omoomow, following a misclick that ended up revealing one of their words prematurely, refrained from selecting their final word and ending the match. Their reasoning? While they were already aware of which word they would be going after, their given clue would have never led them there without their prior knowledge. A very touching moment, dear readers, that showed everyone what this Tournament is all about: Sportsmanship, fairness and friendship. In the end, their fairness was rewarded as they managed to win the second round as well while Reilowtl had one word left. With Omoomow already cheering and celebrating, the third round commenced, where Nooms and Rei took up the Spymaster mantle. Both teams brought out the big guns and selected strong clues from the very beginning, which didn't fail to also raise several eyebrows. 😄 The last round came to a much quicker end than many anticipated, however, when a new clue given by Reiluna made her team wonder and question what they knew. In the end, their intuition led them astray and when their clicked word turned black, it was all over... Omoomow won the final round of this match, of this Tournament, and were triumphantly crowned the victors. Two intense matches, six amazing players, one Cup... A Cup that now has "Omoomow" written on it in gold letters. Congratulations to our first-place winners and a special congratulations to Reilowtl, who claimed second place on the Codenames Tournament podium!! 😄

Final & Grand Finale: Special Highlight Reel
But did you think that we would be ending this article here? Oh no, dear readers, we owe you a highlight reel, coming straight from the Finals and containing some of the moments that made every spectator in the stands erupt with laughter! Read below to learn what our finalists got up to during their extensive fight for the crown. 😉

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Are you familiar with the lumberjack pancake stacks?🥞 Do lumberjacks even use maple syrup like the true Canadians they are? Or do they simply hack away wood as the Americans seem to think? Join us next week for our next episode of "Canada vs the USA: The Battle" to find out more!🍁🦅
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Would you ever consider the stuttering mess that is Professor Quirrell to also be ripped?💪 Do you think he hides a full set of muscles from us? Or does Willow secretly have a crush on him? Maybe it was another long-lost soul, Gellert Grindelwald, that stole her heart? If you find the answers to these questions, please don't let us know.🤢
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Do the Weasleys have a secret section of frozen food in the back of their store?❄️ Is Grindelwald's castle in the Alps cold enough to be considered frozen?🗻 For more crazy Harry Potter clues, continue scrolling!
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If you are a fan of team themes and enjoy a good video clip, make sure to tune in next time as the new Codenames Champions, Omoomow, release their theme song in an exclusive, mH special single!🎶
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Can we have a Codenames Tournament without someone encountering technical issues? Apparently not! Join Kyla as she narrates her crusade to join the match after exploring the Top 10 Places to Visit in Wisconsin.🌎
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Let's trash talk! What colour are your bins and when do you take them out for collection? Do you use the fancy blue recycling bin properly? Is your neighbourhood "green" enough? How fast can you name all the bins, their colours and functions? Join our TedTalk "Trash Talking" next time to find out more!♻️
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Sonic the Hedgehog has been sighted in a quaint Scottish neighbourhood! Rumours speak of a tiny hedgehog that eats apples and cat biscuits while speeding through the bushes like a blur.🦔🐈⬛ If you happen to locate the little speedster, please contact Nooms and claim your reward. 😉
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Is moonlight just extremely bothersome to you? Would you wish the night would simply be pitch black instead? If you answered yes to the questions above, join Professor Reiluna on her new secret Astronomy mission titled "Extinguish the Moon" and save the werewolves! 🌑🥷
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Is Nooms a Disney Princess? Reports have spoken about her singing abilities and their unique effects on animals, while the person in question remains silent. Is this the start of a new conspiracy theory?🎶
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Do knights bark with laughter? Does Liam drive? Is moonlight a secret code for Jaffa cakes? Did the Full Body-Bind Curse make Neville as pasty as the surface of the moon? Find these and more absurd quotes and questions in our new Obscurus book titled "Omoomow: The Descend Into Madness"!🌖 😂
And on this pleasant note, we conclude our special Codenames featurette! 😄 Thank you all for joining us on this trip down memory lane as we recounted happy and sad memories, victories and losses, moments of camaraderie and discord, all now in the past. This Tournament sure proved to be an endless source of entertainment for spectators, neutrals and players alike and we hope that we managed to share those feelings with you, dear readers, through this article. We congratulate all six of our teams once more for their spectacular performance and we will be waiting anxiously for the new Codenames Tournament to commence. If you didn't join us this time, don't be disheartened! Practice, practice, practice and who knows? Maybe the next Codenames Cup will have your name on it. 😉