Hello mH! It's been a minute... or more, and several issues of my not-so-creative editor standing in for me (yikes!) but I am back... at least for now! I've been burried under paperwork in the Ministry - my co-head Linda runs a tight ship when quidditch players go missing - and I haven't had time to just get out and breathe. Now that the hectic days of the year have mostly passed, Linda has let me off my leash and I'm now wandering the castle... ONLY TO FIND that Headmistress Jess lost her marbles and let the evil incarnate Menace loose on the grounds.

What the even pancakes!

I know that the year is winding down, but there was a question in my inbox that stated: How does one go about pranking a certain evil incarnate toad? And this got me thinking... It's not the toad's fault that she was let free to roam the halls, why go after her when the real vegetable to fry is the Headmistress herself?

      So here ya go... Here's how to prank the Headmistress... All of you want to know, I'm sure. So lean in closely...

1. Do all your homework, on time and above the expectations set! What's better than getting revenge than doing something that's totally unexpected? It seems Hogwarts is experiencing a lack of passion in the homework realm. All you whippersnappers want the easy way out, but let me tell you. The best revenge is the revenge best served on time and above expectations... then you'll surely get more housepoints than the professors actually want to hand out, and what have you... More housepoints AND shocked professors. That's sure to stick a foot in Jess's gob!