

myHogwarts: my Home
Letter from the Editor
by Harmony203
Welcome to the newest issue of The Quibbler. We've added quite a few new faces to the team: Jenna Rae, Isabella, Starlight, grinch2019! They have helped make this issue be the best it can be, so give them a round of applause, please!

Jenna Rae

Isabella

Starlight

Grinch2019
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And, just to help you entertain yourself while you're stuck at home: some Harry Potter-themed boredom busters! As mentioned in the Discord chat, we've compiled a list of fun activities:
Issue Index:
April Foolishness........................................... Page 1
"Summer"-ary................................................. Page 2
Death Eater Summer Recruitment.......... Page 2
Codenames Tournament............................. Page 2
Summer Quidditch........................................ Page 2
Heading mH: Admin for Hire - Interview with Emilia Granger................................................ Page 3
Year 50: A Year to Remember..................... Page 4
Year 50: A Trivia Game................................. Page 4
Sports Corner: Alumni Quidditch, RTQ Quidditch, Duelling, Chess, Student Quidditch.......................................................... Page 5
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And, if none of these options appealed to you, write for the Quibbler! Even if you don't feel like applying to be a regular writer, The Quibbler is always welcoming of one-off submissions. So, while you have free time on your hands, pen a quick little something and owl it to us, we'll be glad to show it in the next issue.
That's all I've got to say for now, let me know if you have any thoughts, questions, or recommendations!
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Toodle-oo,
Kath
UPCOMING EVENTS
in myHogwarts
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Exams
Interim is fast arriving in 2 weeks! Alumni should watch out for hosting sign-ups and students: make sure to keep an eye out for your sign-ups!
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SHP v. THR: Alumni Quidditch
On May 18th, watch the Smoking Hot Penguins and the Thorestrals
go head to head in an epic Alumni Quidditch match!
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Blackthorn Cup Round 3
On May 20th, the 3rd round of the Blackthorn Cup will start. Read an update on
the tournament so far on our Sports page!
Slytherpuff v. Gryffinclaw
The first week back from Interim, the students will face off in a quidditch match, so make sure you catch
the train to get back to Hogwarts!
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Phantom of the Opera
Scene 5 of this play was just unveiled! Pop by the Knuttynuff Theatre to catch the rest!
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Reminder to all students!
Submit your homework! While all homework is formally due at the end of Term 2, you should work on your homework while you have the time. So get your tasks out of the way so you can enjoy the fun!
April Foolishness
by Elara Lufkin
Year 51 saw myHogwarts staff and students celebrating April Fools, a day that brings out the prankster in even the most serious of witches and wizards. While our students suddenly started aging into nonagenarians with most celebrating a 99th birthday, the Professors certainly did not miss out on the fun.
Hufflepuff badgers changed colours: becoming black and a stealthy little ninja began appearing beside student usernames before disappearing. Meanwhile, true to their name, Disa’s Dande-lions were each given a little dandelion icon. Our final two houses welcomed Pokémon to Hogwarts; no doubt inspired by their leader, Herbologist extraordinaire, and all-round green-thumb Professor Anne, the Slytherins were each assigned a tiny Bulbasaur while Ravenclaws changed their name, embraced the pink, and became Jigglypuffs.
Speaking of our professors some found their offices, usually reserved for academic chit chat and pastoral duties, instead became fair game for pranks and hijinks. Professor Smart’s office was filled with xylophones, allegedly by a colleague no less! In other happenings two brilliant students self-styled as Gryffinclaw pranksters-in-chief, despite the efforts of one particularly diligent professor chasing them all over the castle, managed to hand deliver howlers to the admin’s school offices in what was an effort to keep spirits high the howlers simply yelled nice things the Professors before showering them in a pinch of confetti and leaving a friendly little calling card. In response a rapping mouse appeared in the great hall, cutting loose with sensational rhymes inspired by the day’s events.
The shenanigans did not stop there, our Deputy Head saw her avatar changed to a real-life Dandy-Lion, while Mermen appeared all over Discord. Speaking of Discord, the ever-helpful Dobby appeared to have been charmed to randomly shout at students, alumni and admin alike, interjecting when triggered by certain words. Much fun was had as everyone worked together to discover these triggers as more continued to be added throughout the day, in fact it would seem Dobby has unusually inspired Peeves’ mischief making with Peeves currently taking up his mantle on Discord while Dobby enjoys a well-earned break, after the no doubt exhaustive amount of time spent cleaning up after the antics at the castle




Memrah/C
Think you mean Merman *rolls eyes*
Memrah/C
Anne
It's her puppers we care about.
Anne
Naomi
/ Nooomi / Nooms
Nooms on Brooms going Zoom
Naomi
/ Nooomi / Nooms
Rolls Eyes
Be careful they don't roll out of your head!
Rolls Eyes
Isabella
/ Izzy / Issy
Detention!
Isabella
/ Izzy / Issy
lemon square
Lemon Square
lemon square
Jess
Who is she Firing now?
Jess
Linda
Is there another typo?
Linda
Jean
/ Arielle
Super Seeker!
Jean
/ Arielle
Rude
* Insert C's RUDE gif here*
Rude
Smart
xylophone ?
Smart
Liam
The cheese stands alone!
Liam
Facepalm
Wash your hands!
Facepalm
Chel
Go Fish
Chel
Jenna
Are you the associate dean or aren’t you?
Jenna
Dragon
No prize for dragon-tactics
Dragon
Nicole
Why isn't her name pink?
Nicole
xylophone
Xylophones
xylophone
Ella
Only one who can handle the young 'uns
Ella
Codenames
Coolest game ever, eh?
Codenames
Emi
Karaoke Queen
Emi
Disa
She's in the Restricted Section
Disa
Kevin
Where's Wisconsin?
Kevin
Asphodel
Did I hear someone say BINGO?!
Asphodel
Elara / Nat / Leizel / Sarah / Maddy
Australians unite!
Elara / Nat / Leizel / Sarah / Maddy
Gryffindor
Do Dande-Lion's roar?
Gryffindor
Hufflepuff
Hugsquishing Waffle Ninjas
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Bobites
Ravenclaw
Umbridge
Pumpkin
Umbridge
Slytherin
What happens in the SCaR stays in the SCaR
Slytherin
Alchemists
Send Disa your Laundry!
Alchemists
Emissaries
AYYY MACARENA!
Emissaries
Rangers
Puzzle Queens don't Scream
Rangers
Healers
Get off your broom
Healers
myHogwarts
Have you logged in today?
myHogwarts
April Fools
A myth, surely
April Fools
mH
A grey board with colourful memories