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Letter from the Editor

by Harmony203

Welcome to the newest issue of The Quibbler. We've added quite a few new faces to the team: Jenna Rae, Isabella, Starlight, grinch2019! They have helped make this issue be the best it can be, so give them a round of applause, please!

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Jenna Rae

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Isabella

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Starlight

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Grinch2019

If you want to be a part of this amazing team, apply to be a part of the Quibbler, we're hiring!

 

We have many positions open, so there's bound to be something for you! If you like to write, sign up as a reporter. If you have a specific idea that you want to bring to life (for example, an advice column, a monthly member exposé), apply to be a feature columnist! Your column will be placed in every monthly issue and it pays verrry well! 

 

If you like to help other people's writing better, be a proofreader. You'll join a proofreading team and you decide how much work you want to do each week!

 

More information on the available positions can be found in Level 1 and by viewing the Quibbler Publication Process: here!

 

And, just to help you entertain yourself while you're stuck at home: some Harry Potter-themed boredom busters! As mentioned in the Discord chat, we've compiled a list of fun activities:

LISTEN TO HARRY POTTER READ!

Listen to the new Harry Potter & the Philosopher's Stone recording that features some well-known Harry Potter faces (and voices!). The first chapter is even read by Daniel Radcliffe, Harry Potter himself!

Issue Index:

April Foolishness........................................... Page 1

"Summer"-ary................................................. Page 2

Death Eater Summer Recruitment.......... Page 2

Codenames Tournament............................. Page 2

Summer Quidditch........................................ Page 2

Heading mH: Admin for Hire - Interview with Emilia Granger................................................ Page 3

Year 50: A Year to Remember..................... Page 4

Year 50: A Trivia Game................................. Page 4

Sports Corner: Alumni Quidditch, RTQ Quidditch, Duelling, Chess, Student Quidditch.......................................................... Page 5

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And, if none of these options appealed to you, write for the Quibbler! Even if you don't feel like applying to be a regular writer, The Quibbler is always welcoming of one-off submissions. So, while you have free time on your hands, pen a quick little something and owl it to us, we'll be glad to show it in the next issue. 

That's all I've got to say for now, let me know if you have any thoughts, questions, or recommendations!

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Toodle-oo,

Kath

UPCOMING EVENTS

in myHogwarts

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Exams

Interim is fast arriving in 2 weeks! Alumni should watch out for hosting sign-ups and students: make sure to keep an eye out for your sign-ups!

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SHP v. THR: Alumni Quidditch

On May 18th, watch the Smoking Hot Penguins and the Thorestrals

go head to head in an epic Alumni Quidditch match!

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Blackthorn Cup Round 3
On May 20th, the 3rd round of the Blackthorn Cup will start. Read an update on

the tournament so far on our Sports page!


Slytherpuff v. Gryffinclaw

The first week back from Interim, the students will face off in a quidditch match, so make sure you catch

the train to get back to Hogwarts!

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Phantom of the Opera

Scene 5 of this play was just unveiled! Pop by the Knuttynuff Theatre to catch the rest!

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Reminder to all students!

Submit your homework! While all homework is formally due at the end of Term 2, you should work on your homework while you have the time. So get your tasks out of the way so you can enjoy the fun!

April Foolishness

by Elara Lufkin

Year 51 saw myHogwarts staff and students celebrating April Fools, a day that brings out the prankster in even the most serious of witches and wizards. While our students suddenly started aging into nonagenarians with most celebrating a 99th birthday, the Professors certainly did not miss out on the fun.

Hufflepuff badgers changed colours: becoming black and a stealthy little ninja began appearing beside student usernames before disappearing.          Meanwhile, true to their name, Disa’s Dande-lions were each given a little dandelion icon.         Our final two houses welcomed Pokémon to Hogwarts; no doubt inspired by their leader, Herbologist extraordinaire, and all-round green-thumb Professor Anne, the Slytherins were each assigned a tiny Bulbasaur             while Ravenclaws changed their name, embraced the pink, and became Jigglypuffs.

Speaking of our professors some found their offices, usually reserved for academic chit chat and pastoral duties, instead became fair game for pranks and hijinks. Professor Smart’s office was filled with xylophones, allegedly by a colleague no less! In other happenings two brilliant students self-styled as Gryffinclaw pranksters-in-chief, despite the efforts of one particularly diligent professor chasing them all over the castle, managed to hand deliver howlers to the admin’s school offices in what was an effort to keep spirits high the howlers simply yelled nice things the Professors before showering them in a pinch of confetti and leaving a friendly little calling card. In response a rapping mouse appeared in the great hall, cutting loose with sensational rhymes inspired by the day’s events.

The shenanigans did not stop there, our Deputy Head saw her avatar changed to a real-life Dandy-Lion, while Mermen appeared all over Discord. Speaking of Discord, the ever-helpful Dobby appeared to have been charmed to randomly shout at students, alumni and admin alike, interjecting when triggered by certain words. Much fun was had as everyone worked together to discover these triggers as more continued to be added throughout the day, in fact it would seem Dobby has unusually inspired Peeves’ mischief making with Peeves currently taking up his mantle on Discord while Dobby enjoys a well-earned break, after the no doubt exhaustive amount of time spent cleaning up after the antics at the castle

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Memrah/C

Think you mean Merman *rolls eyes*

Memrah/C
Anne

It's her puppers we care about.

Anne
Naomi
/ Nooomi / Nooms

Nooms on Brooms going Zoom

Naomi
/ Nooomi / Nooms
Rolls Eyes

Be careful they don't roll out of your head!

Rolls Eyes
Isabella
/ Izzy / Issy

Detention!

Isabella
/ Izzy / Issy
lemon square

Lemon Square

lemon square
Jess

Who is she Firing now?

Jess
Linda

Is there another typo?

Linda
Jean
/ Arielle

Super Seeker!

Jean
/ Arielle
Rude

* Insert C's RUDE gif here*

Rude
Smart

xylophone ?

Smart
Liam

The cheese stands alone!

Liam
Facepalm

Wash your hands!

Facepalm
Chel

Go Fish

Chel
Jenna

Are you the associate dean or aren’t you?

Jenna
Dragon

No prize for dragon-tactics

Dragon
Nicole

Why isn't her name pink?

Nicole
xylophone

Xylophones

xylophone
Ella

Only one who can handle the young 'uns

Ella
Codenames

Coolest game ever, eh?

Codenames
Emi

Karaoke Queen

Emi
Disa

She's in the Restricted Section

Disa
Kevin

Where's Wisconsin?

Kevin
Asphodel

Did I hear someone say BINGO?!

Asphodel
Elara / Nat / Leizel / Sarah / Maddy

Australians unite!

Elara / Nat / Leizel / Sarah / Maddy
Gryffindor

Do Dande-Lion's roar?

Gryffindor
Hufflepuff

Hugsquishing Waffle Ninjas

Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw

Bobites

Ravenclaw
Umbridge

Pumpkin

Umbridge
Slytherin

What happens in the SCaR stays in the SCaR

Slytherin
Alchemists

Send Disa your Laundry!

Alchemists
Emissaries

AYYY MACARENA!

Emissaries
Rangers

Puzzle Queens don't Scream

Rangers
Healers

Get off your broom

Healers
myHogwarts

Have you logged in today?

myHogwarts
April Fools

A myth, surely

April Fools
mH

A grey board with colourful memories

mH
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