Hello, faithful readers! You might have noticed that Nicole isn't here right now, but that's A-OK, but your Quibbler coup engineer, I mean, new editor-in-chief is here to give you some tips on how to solve a murder! Since this is such an important issue right now, I will give you loads of advice on how to catch yourself a murderer!

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1. Sneak around Hogwarts, the Ministry, or anywhere else on mH to find clues.

2. Ask Gemini to use "Gemini" to duplicate the clues many, many times and then release them into the wind so that the relevant authorities will catch a clue out of the sky and solve the murder for you. 

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2b. Ask Gemini to use "Gemini" to duplicate the clues many, many times and then share them with your friends so they can help you catch the murderer.

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2c. Ask Gemini to use "Gemini" to duplicate the clues many, many times and use them as wallpaper so that when you sleep, your subconscious will solve the murder for you.

3. Once you've solved the murder, corner the murderer (it will most likely by Dolores [censored], just saying), and then use Duckifors to turn them into a duck so that you can carry them to the Ministry. Of course, if you're not that great at human-animal transfiguration, that's ok! Just treat this like practice because, I mean, how important is a murder suspect, anyways? Not very. :D

4. Once you've caught the murderer and carried them to the Ministry of Magic, walk into the Department of Magical Law Enforcement (after making sure that you're up to date on your Defense Against the Dark Arts homework, of course) , and give them the duck murder suspect. It might be helpful to transfigure the suspect back into a human but if you're rusty, or just don't know how to do it, I'm sure the MLE can figure it out. 

5. So you've solved a murder, caught a murderer, and earned brownie points from your DADA professor, you can chill out in the common room (or your house) and awe everyone with your awesomeness. :D

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You're welcome!