Welcome, oh welcome readers, to an individual that I’m sure most are familiar with. He goes by the alias "Death Eater," and has appeared in quite a few issues of the Quibbler. And he’s back, this time willing to be interviewed for what he calls “the rag.” This man is no chicken to Voldemort, even have thoughtfully considered to break apart from him and start his own club of loyal devotees. As he ever so distinctly says, “I will have to give this some thought” when I stealthily threw in the alluring suggestion; we all know that he isn’t a common boring Death Eater for sure. Apart from offering cookies as a way to bribe poor members of the site to fall under his feet, Mr. Death Eater also seems to care about public opinion. When he initially approached me, it was to request me to deviate the attention that he was receiving with the, as he claims, false accusations, thrown at him with the recent disease break of Spattergroit. He claims, “Mere coincidence, but I can't say I didn't benefit from the hysteria. I have no idea why anyone would think I was involved with the outbreak, shocking to be associated with it.” Shall we believe him or shall we take caution? That’s up for you to decide, my dears, but I recommend you don’t leave your doors wide open. The disease may have faded away but who knows when it will show its glorious face once more and cause havoc? 

Of the few questions that I was able to ask and get an answer out of, this particular answer quite intrigued me. I questioned Mr. Death Eater about his feelings toward his almighty boss, Voldemort. One would expect a typical Death Eater to ramble over their immense loyalty and bond to Voldemort, but he does not fall under that path. Instead, he answers, “I'm a Death Eater, what kind of feelings are you expecting me to have?” This answer is so simple and yet, has such a deep meaning beneath it. Can we paltry and inadequate wizards and witches deduce that Mr. Eater was avoiding the question? The reason for this can be as effortless and unimaginative as Mr. Eater being overcome with positive emotions that he couldn't transfer to words, or can be that he secretly doesn’t like Voldemort and is planning a riot against him? 

The poor man states firmly, “I try to stay under the radar, not draw attention to myself, just appearing in places seems to generate talk though.” That makes me wonder if he actually does have a big heart and is just a lonesome man that all of humanity has been viewing in the wrong way. Maybe just a man that wants to talk? While all will benefit from proceeding forward with heed, this is an option that we should absolutely consider - an elderly man handing out cookies to children.