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Unnecessary Advice

with Nicole

Hello, hello, hello my loyal readers, how are you enjoying your fall? Anything new or interesting come about? I’m here to add a bit of sparkle into your dreary day, a bit of intrigue even on the masked figure who haunts our hallowed halls. Of course, I’m talking about that Unfashionable Fellow, the Death Eater. Now I, dear readers, have had my fair share of run-ins with the creepy people who lurk in the night… does anyone remember that one birthday of mine where I was kept in a room with no cake or snacks? So, I, of course, can understand the fascination and intrigue around those who could cause heart ache. Never fear… I’m here with some advice.

Best way to deter Death Eaters from stealing your stuff? What to do when a Death Eater turns your down for being too inquisitive? – Rae
My goodness, what complicated questions you have here, let me see how I can help. The best way to keep a Death Eater from stealing your belongings would be to not have anything worth stealing, of course. But, since that obviously is not your case, I suggest hiring a troll to guard your vault and home. I’m sure they are more than capable of smacking a Death Eater or two away. If all else fails, poison some cookies and leave them precariously in the presence of your most precious jewels… That is sure to keep a Death Eater at bay… in death. As for being too inquisitive, I hardly find that to ever be an issue. Should you, m’dear, come face to face with a Death Eater and they are avoiding your questions just so, I would press them harder or present them with cookies filled with Veritaserum. Unsure about how to brew up a potion, check with Linda, our resident potion’s master.

How do I find out what cookies the Deathe Eater is offering, I've asked and he's never replied... I want to know if I should be offended or actually tempted! - BrookieMalfoy
They’re probably stale as bricks which is why the Death Eater hasn’t replied. Since you are so very young and impressionable, I’m going to give you a bit of advice…don’t ever fall for a gimmick in a hooded cape, they’ll be sure to steal your youth and run away with it before you have the chance to say, “Cookies.”

Muggles Explain Magic:

Halloween Costumes

by Rose Jean

With October nearly coming to an end, something special is in the works for Hogwarts’ annual Halloween Feast! We’ll soon be thrilled by bats and ghosts flying across the Great Hall, and getting ready to taste pumpkin-flavoured delicacies all night long. Our muggle friends across the magical border, however, are getting ready to wear costumes and go door-to-door collecting candy. Isn’t that a fascinating tradition? All night long, muggle renditions of our spooky creatures are roaming the streets, but their costumes may give you a fright!

First up, we have the most basic of all muggle Halloween costumes: the ghost. Er, more like a floating sheet! Muggles put a white sheet over their head, then cut out holes for them to see through. This quick and easy costume perfectly resembles their idea of a ghost: shapeless and floating gracefully like cloth in the air. While our ghosts at Hogwarts are surely grateful, Sir Nick and his friends would be offended at such lack of design! If only we could invite muggles to Sir Nick’s Deathday Party and show them how it’s done…

Vampires, on the other hand, are creatures that muggles can accurately depict. The typical muggle embodies the vampire through a black and red cape, a sharp collar, fake fangs, and sometimes a bloody dribble down their chin. However, some diehard fans of a muggle movie series Twilight will throw in some sparkly makeup – yes, SPARKLE. I can’t say for sure if real vampires would love that eye-catching feature or wish it never sees the light of day.

What I find most interesting is how muggles dress up like wizarding folk. Instead of our stylish robes, they wear dresses and robes adorned with cobwebs and tattered edges. The pointy hat is a must-have accessory, though men sometimes opt for large hoods. If you remember back to the flying lessons, sometimes they bring around broomsticks to fly themselves and their animal companions. Even more interesting is the trend for muggles to dress up as Hogwarts students. No one really knows how they caught wind of our existence and why the Ministry has not done anything to stop it, but if you are ever trick-or-treating with muggles, feel free to wear your uniform and you’ll blend right in!

While these costumes are interesting to know about, I decided to take it a step further… I challenge YOU to wear your favourite muggle Halloween costume to this year’s feast. Let your boo-tiful costumes vamp up the party and show them witch student is the most stylish of them all!

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." ~ Marauders Map
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good." ~ Marauders Map

Quibbler Quest: An Odd Potion

by Mellsuili

Riddle Cup Round 1 Rankings:

Omer - 10

awesome_forever - 9

xSarahsan - 7

Disa - 7

Eowyn29 - 7

Aeri Song - 4

Emilia Fox - 3

Brookie Malfoy - 2.5 

Carmen - 2.5

AnneliseWolfe - 1

LovelyRae - 1

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Student Challenge Round 1 Rankings:

T҉h҉e҉ ҉D҉o҉o҉m҉ ҉o҉f҉ ҉D҉e҉a҉t҉h҉d҉a҉y҉

1. Rose Jean
2. Disa
3. xSarahsan
4. EllaLuna Malfoy
5. Lisa Screws
6. Asphodel
7. Aeri Song
8. NevFawkks
9. Daanya
11. Doctor What
12. EnglishPhoenix
13. LovelyRae
14. DreamEcho23321
15. Willow Maid
16. tashalouiise
17. Alyssa Pan
18. awesome_forever
19. Arielle
20. Lilly Mckinnon

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So, a quick question. Have any of you readers tried to find a potion that had somehow left your cauldron? No? It sounds strange, doesn’t it? At least you should know it wasn’t fun.

This story begins in my bedroom. I’m sitting at my desk, experimenting with ingredients and trying to make a potion. Why was I doing that? Well, I didn’t want to do homework at the time, and there was nothing else to do, so I grabbed my cauldron and got to work.

From what I remember, I added some cold water into my cauldron. Next, I crushed 3 mistletoe berries and added it to my mix. Then I added some fresh fluxweed I picked and added it into the water. After that, I began crushing a bezoar and pouring the bezoar dust into the mixture. Once the bezoar dust had been added, I stirred the mixture for about 30 seconds. From what I noticed back then, the water turned a very light shade of red. When I finished stirring, I poured some flobberworm mucus into the cauldron and placed my cauldron near the window so it could be heated up by the sun. I remember other ingredients being added, but I've forgotten what they were.

I remember after placing the potion on the window sill, I laid on my bed and waited for the potion to do something. I checked once in a while, but it stayed the same light red. And after a few minutes, I somehow fell asleep.

Once a few hours had gone by. I woke up. And, as you’d guess, I looked up at my windowsill and checked on my cauldron. Then guess what? My potion had dissolved into nothing! Or did it? I noticed tracks of light red slime that led to the door. Of course, I being the badger I was, went to investigate.

So from what I saw, the tracks came from my bedroom and went out of the Hufflepuff common room. Now out of the common room, the tracks led me to exit the kitchens. As I followed them, I felt like they weren't going to end. It went left and right, right and left, down some stairs, and up some stairs. But soon the tracks led me to a place I had never been too. It brought me to the Gryffindor Tower!

I saw red banners with lions on them as I kept following the trail. And, in what felt like five minutes, (it was really 1 minute) I was standing in front of the Gryffindor common room door. And as I stood there, I heard weird squirming sounds. Could that have been the potion that escaped my cauldron? Looking at what was behind me, I saw that I was correct. A light red slimy creature stood there looking at me curiously. It took the form of a small dog and looked like it was having trouble keeping its form. Because the small creature looked too cute, I carefully picked it up and decided to carry it into the Quibbler meeting room. This would make a really neat article!

So I headed to the news crew desks, which felt a lot quicker because I was so excited to show this dog to everyone. (In reality, it took me 10 minutes to get there.) Once I entered the room, I saw some reporters working on their articles.

Soon, one of the reporters looked at me and commented “Mell!? Merlin’s beard! What is that!”

“Calm down for a second, it’s just a really cute dog,” I reply, but I mumble quietly under my breath “That I somehow made…”.

I then see the reporter squint their eyes at the creature, and then they soon ask “Where did you find the dog?”

“I found it near Gryffindor tower. This would make a really neat article, so that’s why I brought it here,” After a few minutes of everyone looking at my dog, I sit down at my desk and begin writing an article about the dog. (If you didn’t know, that article is the one you’re reading right now.)

So, I guess you made it to the end of the article. Yay for you! Now, what do I do with this dog? I already have a cat and I’m not up to buying more food. What does this creature eat? I’ll figure something out soon.

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