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This Summer Quidditch season has been quite the experiment. Earlier this year, Memrah, decided to have a test run of RTQ Quidditch. Following that success, Disa could not help but incorporate RTQ into her summer plans. Whilst the first two games were regular, the other four were enjoyable RTQs. RTQ matches are stressful beyond the word itself, with the players having a minute, this way or that, to answer. If their internet decides to hate them and lags, they're sore meat. ;) The matches are difficult for the referee too, as (s)he must answer with immense speed and continually check the time stamps of the posts. 
Match 1 - Primo Phoenixes vs. Tiptop Thestrals (regular)
Tiptop Thestrals: 50
Primo Phoenixes: 20
Match 2 - Hotshot Hippocampus vs. Wicked Wampus (regular)
Hotshot Hippocampus: 50
Wicked Wampus: 10
Match 3 - Primo Phoenixes vs. Wicked Wampus (RTQ)
Wicked Wampus: 70
Primo Phoenixes: 10
Match 4 - Hotshot Hippocampus vs. Tiptop Thestrals (RTQ)

Hotshot Hippocampus: 60

Tiptop Thestrals: 10

Match 5 (Third-Place Determinant) - Primo Phoenixes vs. Tiptop Thestrals (RTQ)

Primo Phoenixes: 70

Tiptop Thestrals: 0

Match 6 (First-Place Determinant) - Hotshot Hippocampus vs. Wicked Wampus (RTQ)

Wicked Wampus: 60

Hotshot Hippocampus: 10

Fourth place goes to Tiptop Thestrals, at 65 points. They put in a good fight, but the third place title is stolen by Primo Pheonixes, with 105 points. Very close comes in Hotshop Hippocampus, with a mere 15 points ahead - 120 points. And the winner of Summer Camp Year 44 Quidditch is none other than Wicked Wampus, with a grand 145 points! Congrats to all the teams. :)

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Muggles Explain Magic: Genetics of Wizarding Blood Status

by Rose Jean

Disclaimer: This is just a theory! A very simplistic theory! The author is a second-year Hogwarts student and not a professional at muggle genetics. The author is open to receiving owls to clarify any sections and to work together to fix any science blunders.

In our wizarding world, we have four main blood statuses: muggle-born, half-blood, pure-blood, and squib. We look at someone’s family history to recognize their blood status appropriately. Muggles take a different approach and categorize blood types using genetics. The most common is the A, B, AB, O blood type system, which is determined by a person’s genes in their DNA. How would a muggle geneticist explain our wizarding blood status?

First, let’s go over some basic concepts of genetics to keep in mind while reading this theory:
1. A gene is a section of your DNA that determines a characteristic. For example, the blood status gene would determine the characteristic of blood status.
2. Each human being has two copies of a gene: one from their mother and one from their father.
3. There can be many versions of genes, which are called alleles.
4. Different combinations of these gene versions will result in a different characteristic. We’ll investigate this much deeper as we explore each blood status.

Starting simple with muggles. If we were to look at their blood status gene, we would find a version that has no magic at all. We can call this ‘M,’ which is the Muggle version of the blood status gene. Since a person has two copies of each gene, a muggle’s blood status genes would be ‘MM.’

Also simple to explain is the pure-blood status. We would find a gene that is magical, which we can call ‘W,’ short for the Wizarding version of the blood status gene. A pure-blood would have two copies, making their blood status genes ‘WW.’

What about a half-blood? The simplest definition of a half-blood is someone with one wizarding parent and one muggle parent. I mentioned earlier that you get one copy of a gene from each parent, so a half-blood would get ‘W’ from the wizard parent and ‘M’ from the muggle parent. Combined, a half-blood would have blood status genes ‘WM.’

A Muggle version vs. a Wizarding version of the blood status gene – which one wins? We know that half-bloods can perform magic, so ‘W’ wins! We say that ‘W’ is dominant to ‘M,’ so as long as someone has one copy of ‘W,’ they are magical.

A squib is trickier to place since they come from magical families but do not have magic themselves. The key here is that squibs are very rare, so clearly there is another gene version that is at play here. New versions come up from random changes in DNA that happen over time. The first squib, by chance, must have had a ‘W’ gene version that changed into the ‘S’ version, which is short for the Squib blood status. If a Squib came from one magical and one muggle parent, their genes would be ‘SM.’ If they came from two magical parents, their blood status genes would be ‘SW.’

Again, it’s weird to see one person have both ‘S’ and ‘W’ versions since they are contradictory. But the hallmark of a squib is that they have no magic, so ‘S’ wins! ‘S’ is dominant to ‘W,’ so as long as someone has one copy of ‘S,’ they are a squib and have no magic.

Muggle-borns have two muggle parents but have magic. To put it simply, they are the opposite of squibs. Yet, muggle-borns are theorized to be descendants of squibs. The ‘S’ gene was passed down from generation to generation as squibs integrated with muggles. But just as ‘W’ changed to ‘S,’ ‘S’ by chance changes back to ‘W’ and the result is a child that now has magic. This means that muggle-borns have blood status genes ‘WM.’ This is like a half-blood, except the ‘W’ came from an ‘S.’

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Theories of Things Episode 6: Slithery Secretssss

 by Eowyn29

Hola, bonjour, and hello readers of the best magical magazine out there! Gosh, I’m really going for alliteration today (as shown in the title)! Ok, I’m going to be honest with you people... This object is not 100% valid, but at this point, I am a loyal journalist and we’re just gonna roll with it  

So, I sent out an urgent plea on discord about a month ago, asking for volunteers for my article. Not many people responded (can’t have seen my message then  ) and the victim recipient of my attention wasn’t aware of what she was signing up for. I may have told her to buy some interesting stuff for the article (which is why it doesn’t have the stamp of 100% validity), but I have to admit, she really did go out of her way to find the most *obscure and dodgy* thing mH has to offer, so well done Clara!

Please welcome this “Breed Your Own Basilisk Kit” to the small table! So, there isn’t much to say, other than how this kit is probably illegal in many ways. To get a good juicy article for you, I thought we’d examine said kit. 

*reads packaging* Ah, ok, this was manufactured by Herpo Productions (based in Greece) in 2009. Wow, that’s oolllddddd! *refrains from making a joke about the alumni* It says that it contains: a chicken egg, and a toad. I’m not quite sure how they got the egg to not break, and the toad to not die, but this is magic, so I’m not gonna question it. 

*opens box* Ooh! This is a rather interesting piece of magic! I say that, it’s not particularly interesting, spell wise, but rather how they’ve used it. The toad, appears to have been Petrificus Totalused (is that the right term?), so I’m just going to do that later because umm I’m not 100% on what the incantation is. *searches box* Yasss! Oops, um I mean oh dear. There doesn’t seem to be any egg, let alone a chicken one. There is this rock, but I don’t see how that bears any resemblance. Unless... 

*after some consideration* I believe I have to transfigured the rock into an egg. They could at least change their packaging! I mean, I was expecting an egg! Ok, *gets out Latin dictionary* *casts the spell* Ah, here we go. I think I should probably hand these both in to someone, the toad is looking a bit hormonal, and I don’t want a basilisk on my hands.

*after handing in the egg for safety reasons and not to make food* Alrighty, my final review of this product is 3 stars. It wasn’t what I was expecting, the only instructions seemed to be on the packaging, but they only said what was inside. I don’t recommend this for people who aren’t good at looking after animals. If you don’t already know how to make a basilisk, don’t buy this because you’ll get some strange looks if you take out a book on them.


I guess I’d better get this back to Clara now, so I’ll see you next issue!

ĐⓞĆᵗ𝕠𝕣 𝕎Ⓗ𝒶𝕋

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